Is Sex a Metaphor

Why Cann't i have sex with the pond.

I Stand on the periphery, look at the calmness that is my pond and want to
unite with it. What do i do.
I take a dip in the pond.

Had i wanted to have sex , What would have i done.
Just jumped in the pond without making an effort to swim.

Or should i make use of my facilities to float, and not drown.

Would sex , or the process of which,be complete
if i just float. Accepted that i am a floater and i have always floated
around, should i also float , when having sex with the pond?