Humour


What to do when you meet a woman.
Nothing much. Just Make an attempt to open your mouth
and try to utter something comprehensible.
Am i asking a lot. Yes.

Fine We wil do this slowly, when you see a woman
(irrespective of the degree of acquaintace/ or past physical impressions which she might have created on your body making use of her accessories like purse or sandals.)

1. Look into her eyes.
2 Not very sharply you ass, you are not eyeing a piece of bone.
3. First use your eyes to acknowledge her.
It might just be that she hates you for all you know.

Never mind . She is neither the first, nor the last .


Haven't you seen that archies poster of never..never.....never give up.
You are its protagonist.Keep loking at her n times. At (n+1)th time she
will get embarassed and acknowledge you.

4. Don't, i repeat don't ,jump up in the air just then.

5. Curl up your lips in a way as if you were saying Hi.

6. Don't worry, you won't ever have the gumption to say Hi,
at least she will get an impression that you might have said Hi.

Ok if you have done so much you don't need to read further, do the rest of things yourself.

Just saw the movie,Gods must be crazy , yesterday. The sequence in the final sequence
when the guy meets the girls and tries to make and attempt to to communicate was pretty hilarious. Unfortunately, It could as well have been Me there.

It's so easy to give people a 6 pointer Algorithms on how to react when in the presence of the opposite gender Than follow it yourself.

I once heard that you gotta approach 40 girls before one starts to speak with you.
Make that eighty for me.
No Infinity.

I am quite someone at rhyming words.A la Mozart. ( I know he was a musician,
I hope he did some seminal work on rhyming his compositions as well.)

Poor man was blind, but i hope he had more luck when it came to women.


No sir , I am not asking for anything. Just a chance to utter comprehensible
prose.That's it.